I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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