You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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