this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
