Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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