I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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