I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My vagina is very pro this idea
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