After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You can make out without kissing
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