so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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