So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
did i just pee glitter
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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