I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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