Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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