He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
tell me about the fingering
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