your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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