woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wish you could order shots online.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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