good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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