she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Did you just see the Batmobile???
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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