Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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