Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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