WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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