don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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