i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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