BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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