I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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