Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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