A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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