I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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