you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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