i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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