So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
