..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
love makes seman taste better
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize