Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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