Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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