I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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