jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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