come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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