She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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