I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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