I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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