I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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