would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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