Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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