Non-Jews are for practice
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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