I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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