so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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