like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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