Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he was CRYING into my vagina
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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