I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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