whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
