i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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