Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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