Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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