bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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