Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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