lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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