i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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