So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
